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I am 96 years old, and I have a bee hive hair style. I am 3'6" tall. I also have a wart on my chin, but you hardly notice the big black hair coming out of it because i pluck it weekly. The mole on my neck is pretty black so I don't know if that is healthy or not??? I am 43 pounds I was anerexic when turned 95 because I thought that 56 pound was a little much, and I love to eat pig brains with a nice chowder like sauce on top of it. I have a friend who is 98 and gets attention from all of the teenage boys. How can I get that attention too???

P.S. I also like to do the Charleston and the hot potaotoe(those are dances from the early 1900's)

What are some new dances that I could try to get the guys??? I need to be sexy so what is also an outfit that I can wear to a night club???

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Hey didnt we meet on the titanic...We danced the charleston together and i slipped and hit my head on an art deco sculpture..Next thing i remember was waking up in the water and the ship disappeared..Ahhh they were the days..

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lol your funny seriously lmao

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if you were 96 you would know how to spell potato

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HAHAHA........funny........

i REALLY hope you're joking.......

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um I think you are lying. Cause you sound steryotypically strange and if you are telling the truth see a doctor!

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you obviously have no life, ur not funny ur just stupid

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Your just bored like me..the difference is that I like answering stupid questions and you like asking them...

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Get rid of the bee hive and cover the wart / mole with make up or clothing. Also learn how to brake dance. You kinky old girl.

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You must be really bored aren't you?

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If you want attention from the teenage boys, I'm sure you're short enough to be in the Guiness Book of World Records. Perhaps they'd start recognizing you from there.

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LOL your funny..lmao i enjoyed the part about the wart....

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Deary, Did you forget to take your pills?

Or have you still to take them for today?

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lol i'm not qualified for the sort of help you need!